TMI ALERT! But I HAVE to share

I"m mortified, embarrassed immensely, but laughing hysterically at the same time.

Can you guess?

 I was enjoying a little 'self love' recently and never bothered to put my assistant ?? (lets give him a name - U guys can come up with a name.. til then its ?? - okay, make sense?) away. I left it on the night stand. No biggie right? That is until I woke up in the morning and once again I do not have any heat. Our poor apartment boiler is struggling with getting heat to the corner suites (aka MY APT) when a cold snap flows thru town. :(  

Got to work and called the landlord advising to bleed the vents/radiators, again. Sigh.
I get home from work to find my door unlocked.  "HELLLLLO?" I asked as I walked in.... "Hi!, I'm so and so" was replied from the living room, as I find a repair guy explaining that he is installing auto bleeders on my vents. Woot!!!  This should eliminate the amount of times I have to call the landlord to do it manually and find the radiators leaking etc.

Blah blah blah... so back to the story...

I apologize for the mess in the apt. (hadn't taken the garbage out, and had clothes laying about) He gets back to work and I go about cleaning up the apt, well, cos it needed to be done.

I walk into my bedroom and see that  my assistant ?? is not on my night stand....but now on my dresser.. STANDING UP RIGHT!!!!.. um-ya, that is NOT where I left it.

Which can only mean that both the landlord and the repair guy (Btw which is hot and my age)  has actually touched it, moved it and stood it up right!!!

THE HUMILITY!!!
I try to go about cleaning without blushing. Open the wine I bought.. and make the best of it. The landlord shows up to supervise making small talk, as he must with a stranger in my apt, prior to me being home etc

Neither say anything or act uncomfortable.

What a story for the repair guy to go and tell his buddies.

When you guys have stopped laughing and pick yourselves up off the floor, could you all be so kind as too please find a name for my assistant ??