Country Bars & Good Will Hunting?

Currently have military friends in town from the Island working for the next month while we have a huge 2010 city event in town. Upon their arrival they've informed me they have no country bars on the island and reeeeeeeaaalllllllllllllllyyyyyy wanted to go to one.


*Ugh*

I oblige and take them to a local hick bar. Cowboy hats are a plenty, girls acting like whores are more.

Although the people watching was an event and most entertaining in itself, I was surprised to see so many hot young men walk in the door, just about "last call" time.
*Sigh*  If I could only be 27 yrs old again, those boys wouldn’t have a chance lol.

As we're being wrangled out the doors at the end of the night like cattle, some guy set up a smokie hotdog stand. BRILLIANT!!! Well at $6 a dog, he made a killing, but so worth it.

Whilst dressing my dog, some guy mentions to me that I won’t be kissing anyone as I stack on the sauerkraut and onions. Hahahahaha  Before I could look up and say anything, he has tilted my head back and proceeds to lick me from the base of my neck to my temple! WTF?!

I politely smile, thank him and his friend for being gentleman like and excuse myself, finding my friends had watched the whole thing in horror watching, pointing and laughing.

A friend recapping the event, decided he must have been trying to re-enact the whole Good Will Hunting movie, where the characters are on a date and decide to get the kiss out of the way while they’re both chowing down on burgers with lots of onions etc.

Except he forgot a few important keys.
1) We were not on a date.
2) He never talked to me prior to licking me.
3) Never asked if I was game.
4) In the movie it was a kiss, not a full on neck – temple tongue assault.

Needless to say when I got home I scrubbed my face and neck from any drunken cooties he may have transferred… who knows who else he’d been licking earlier in the night?