Whiny Bitch

My ex is making me laugh hard!

This past week and a half (longweekend included) I've been on holidays as you know. Which means I've been pretty unavailable to anyone who wasn't with me. Over the long weekend I started to receive a few text msg's from the ex. Nothing inappropriate. But the messages got whinier and whinier the more time passed and I hadn't replied.

I think he has his period.

9 messages in total. The last few asking where I was, why I wasn't at home (lovely assumption, thanks Douche) and lastly "*sigh*, I guess you're out enjoying the sun."

I love how he always assumes I'm at home when he texts me. Like I don't have a life of my own. And how he pouts when he doesn't get an immediate reply. Yet he can take up to a week to reply. That doesn't bother me, cos I'm usually just replying to his text.

I said I was moving on. And I am.
This has resulted with an very poutty and whiny ex who has a fiance.
I still stand by that I said; we could be civil and chat from time to time, but I never thought I'd be at the receiving end of a guy who's about to get his period. 

I get it though. I do.

I've had those moments myself, where I just want to talk to him. Lean on him for his calm and rational reasoning when I'm being a spazz. The only difference here, I'm forthright about what I need from him in those moments and refrain from acting all needy and whiny since he decided he didn't want a life with me.

Had we been doing the on/off again thing, I totally would have tapped into the whiny "love me, snuggle me" whiny moments.

Stop being a whiny bitch, rub some dirt on it, and put your big girl panties on.

Side note: Once he stops being such a girl, I'll return his messages.