Currently have military friends in town from the Island working for the next month while we have a huge 2010 city event in town. Upon their arrival they've informed me they have no country bars on the island and reeeeeeeaaalllllllllllllllyyyyyy wanted to go to one.
*Ugh*
I oblige and take them to a local hick bar. Cowboy hats are a plenty, girls acting like whores are more.
Although the people watching was an event and most entertaining in itself, I was surprised to see so many hot young men walk in the door, just about "last call" time.
*Sigh* If I could only be 27 yrs old again, those boys wouldn’t have a chance lol.
As we're being wrangled out the doors at the end of the night like cattle, some guy set up a smokie hotdog stand. BRILLIANT!!! Well at $6 a dog, he made a killing, but so worth it.
Whilst dressing my dog, some guy mentions to me that I won’t be kissing anyone as I stack on the sauerkraut and onions. Hahahahaha Before I could look up and say anything, he has tilted my head back and proceeds to lick me from the base of my neck to my temple! WTF?!
I politely smile, thank him and his friend for being gentleman like and excuse myself, finding my friends had watched the whole thing in horror watching, pointing and laughing.
A friend recapping the event, decided he must have been trying to re-enact the whole Good Will Hunting movie, where the characters are on a date and decide to get the kiss out of the way while they’re both chowing down on burgers with lots of onions etc.
Except he forgot a few important keys.
1) We were not on a date.
2) He never talked to me prior to licking me.
3) Never asked if I was game.
4) In the movie it was a kiss, not a full on neck – temple tongue assault.
Needless to say when I got home I scrubbed my face and neck from any drunken cooties he may have transferred… who knows who else he’d been licking earlier in the night?
That is disgusting!!! Yick.
ReplyDeleteWhat, you don't want to be a Cougar? ;)
And that hot dog stand is GENIUS. Don't be surprised if you start seeing them pop up around every bar ;)
I've done my stint with being a cougar.
ReplyDeleteFun while at the time. I'm ready for something more fulfilling. Although if a youngin had serious potential to be more I might consider it lol...
Hotdog stands are not uncommon at bars here, just selected areas.
Wow! That sounds like an *interesting* night. I haven't been out to a bar like that in years! Probably cause I've had my fair share of run ins like yours and wouldn't return if you paid me!
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